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riding down SMB
on our bikes, my memories are of looking back at you to make sure you’re OK. in your big helmet that makes you look like a martian or an amateur skateboarder. over my shoulder, you’re there, pedaling along on that hand-me-down bike from your ex-husband’s friend’s wife. ALL OF YOUR PELOTON TRAINING HAS BEEN FOR
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werewolf in LA
at the urinal i look down and see two pubes sticking to the porcelain. gross, i think, and i take my dick out and notice two of my head hairs have fallen down there. i pull them off and throw them in the urinal. i look at them next to the pubes, about 9 inches
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foxtrot
i am vacuuming to prepare for a date, in case she wants to come back here, but i am thinking of a girl 3,000 miles away who i will see in NY this week. and i push the vacuum forward against the nap, it makes lawnmower lines and i think of the plans she and